The Adventures of Fire Boy and Earth Fairy: The Sasquatch Report

The wild sasquatch is really quite good,

Bad media coverage is why they’re misunderstood.

They live in the woods

With momma and pops.

Its because they’re big and furry,

When photographed appear blurry

People run and scurry

At their very site.

A sasquatch said about a “sighting”

“I don’t see what’s so frightening.

My screams are inviting,

Look, I picked strawberries for a pie”.

So there you have it folks,

You can stop the looks of terror and the jokes,

Take back the slander you spoke

Or they’ll snap your little necks.



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